Captain Duda Duda : captain of the misfit crew; yearns to be like her mother: The Prima Duda.
Lexis: first officer android; resents being treated like a cyber toy; craves kalinium crystals.
Hazy: the navigator; short attention span; was marooned on an asteroid with nothing to eat but sugar.
Mentose: ship's psychic; has a thing for cabana boys or anyone else who's around; dumped by Pez but will get her due.
Pez/Poobah/Zog : Pez, federation diplomat, drunk most of the time; has a thing for Mentose. Poobah, head of the federation, has a family grudge to settle. Zog, the alien would rather eat you than negotiate.